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 Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 1:39 am Post subject: quotes |
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Remember this thread from Breadbox? [[For those that were members...]]
Basically, as you move throughout each individual day, and something amusing was said or done, you post it here to share it with others. ^-^
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| Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 12:35 am Post subject: |
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I've gathered what I thought was the twenty funniest quotes from Breadbox and transferred them here to officially start this thread. ^-^ Here they are::
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| Quote: | Jenn: I'M NOT DOING BECCA!
*5 Seconds Later*
Jenn: Oh my God! That so did not come out the right way! |
| Quote: | | Mrs. Mordica: Take everything off your desk except your partner. |
| Quote: | Chris: I just pitched a tent in my pants!
Ms. Ferrell: What?! Chris, WHAT did you just say?
*Class falls silent, trying not to laugh*
Chris: Well, actually... I don't know what that means.
Ms. Ferrell: Chris... *sighs* You're not supposed to say things when you don't know what it means.
Chris: What does it mean, Ms. Ferrell? Because I've been saying that all day.
Ms. Ferrell: Ugh... Just... don't say it again, Chris.
Reggie: HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?!
*Class tries not to laugh* |
| Quote: | Mark: It's like... stop whining! My feet is bigger than your head!
Jenn: Hey! I don't have big feet!
Mark: *Laughs* Probably not, but I do.
Jenn: I wouldn't be surprised.
Mark: And you know what they say about guys with big feet.
Jenn: ... Oh God. Shut up!
Mark: *Laughs*
Jenn: I did not need to know that.
Mark: *Still laughing* |
| Quote: | | Tripp: I had four friends who shared a house because they all needed a place to stay. Taylor and Brandon had the two bedroom upstairs. John slept in the living room and David had a room downstairs. They told me that I could stop by at any time... and one day, I did. I walked in and John was sitting in the living room, shaking and trembling. He does that a lot, but he was twitching. I sat down and asked him what was going on, and he said, "Taylor's upstairs having sex. Brandon's upstairs having sex. David is downstairs having sex. YOU WANNA HAVE SEX TOO?!" And I said, "Um... no. No, I don't." |
| Quote: | *Cell phone rings*
Jenn: *Takes out cell phone; reads text message* ... ARG! Stupid bastard, text messaging me! Now I owe my mother another fifteen cents!
Amy: Who text messaged you?
Jenn: *Grumbles* Mark.
Amy: ... Give me the phone.
Jenn: What?
Amy: Give me the damn phone.
Jenn: Why?
Amy: I'm going to call him and bitch him out.
Jenn: No.
Amy: Give me the phone! I'm serious!
Jenn: No, I'm not giving you my phone. He's probably still at work. I called him first and he didn't pick up. His message said he was sorry he missed my call and he'll call back later.
Amy: I don't care. Give me the phone.
Jenn: No.
Amy: *Bitchy look* GIVE ME THE DAMN PHONE!
Jenn: O_O;; ... Okay...
Amy: *Calls* He's not picking up.
Jenn: I told you... He's probably still at work.
Amy: Leave a voicemail, press one? *Presses one* MARK BERGSTROM!!! HOW DARE YOU!! YOU JUST CAUSED JENN TO SPEND FIFTEEN CENTS AND NOW SHE OWES HER MOM FIFTEEN CENTS!! I EXPECT YOU TO PAY HER BACK!! ... Oh. And this is Amy, by the way. *Laughs and hangs up*
Jenn: ... |
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| Quote: | | Mr. Riddle: Nice balls you have there. |
| Quote: | An Irish daughter had not been home for over five years. Upon her return, her father cursed her.
Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?
The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff... Dad... I became a prostitute..."
"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family."
"OK, Dad -- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5 million."
"For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club... (takes a breath)... and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and..."
"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.
Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff.
"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old man a hug." |
| Quote: | Amy: "I'm like what?!"
"Then you were like what?!"
"Then we're like WHAT?!"
"Then God was like, 'What the hell are you guys talking about?'" |
| Quote: | | Amy: You have to screw it right! |
| Quote: | Amy: I'm a dork!
Jenn: ... You're a whale's penis?
Amy: What? NO! Ew! No semen is coming out of me!
Jenn: ... WHAT?! |
Cat quotes::
| Quote: | Mr. Myer: I remember sitting in the seats you are currently sitting in years ago...
Jenn: So... He sat in like, 200ish seats...?
Cat: *Whispers* He had a huge ass... |
| Quote: | Jenn: We're twins!
Cat: Can't you see the family resemblance? |
| Quote: | Me: What the heck?
Jenn: What?
Me: There's these stir-fry vegetables...
Jenn: So?
Me: They say they have Oriental Seasoning.. What the hell is Oriental Seasoning!?
Jenn: Um, I don't know...
Me: Do they like, grind up an asian person?
A few minutes later while I'm looking for spices...
Me: (naming off spices I have)... and Chinese Five Spice. I've never known what's in this... Do they like grind up five Chinese people for this?
Jenn: *laughs*
Me: Oh no, wait.. It's got cloves. Nevermind. |
| Quote: | Ashley: *looks at me* Do you think that jenn will mind if I cuss?
Me: Um... no....
Ashley: *types the word 'hell'*
Me: Oh wow, that was nasty.... |
| Quote: | Cat: Aww... I'm so glad you two are getting along... that will make this so much easier when I tell you two about the arranged marriage I have set up with Jenn's mom. Jenn... I would like you to meet your future wifey!
Ashley: ...... that's not legal in virginia.. we both have vaginas....... i'm confused *____*"
Cat: We're shipping you both to Taiwan first ^^
Ashley: are gays accepted in taiwan?... not from what anthony bourdain says... again with the confusion!!!!*________________*"
Jenn: I think Mark would have a strong, strong objection to this 'arranged marriage.'
Cat: As probably would travis, ashleys bf.... But what THEY don't know is that they're getting hooked into an arranged marriage too... with each other!
Ashley: EWWWW! wait a minute.. hmm.. *ponders that scenario* |
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| Quote: | Mark: AHHH!
Jenn: Ow! That was my ear!
Mark: *Laughs* AHHH!
Jenn: Hah! I held the phone away from my ear... but... I could still hear it.
Mark: Well, what about this?
Jenn: *Quickly holds phone away from ear*
*Silence*
Jenn: Er... I don't hear anything.
Mark: AHHH!
Jenn: Ow! My ear, you jerk!
Mark: *Laughs* |
| Quote: | Me: *referring to Amy's quote* I'm a dork.
Jenn: So, you're a whale penis.
Me: No, there are no semen coming out of me- wait...
Jenn: *Laughs*
Me: yeah, that quote doesn't work for me... ya know, what with being a guy and all...
Jenn: Yeah, last I checked you were. |
Morgan quotes::
| Quote: | Morgan: Since we're running late today, we're gonna take the highway.
Jenn: Okay.
Morgan: *Gets into the highway lane* OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! WE'RE ON THE HIGHWAY! WHY DID WE TAKE THE HIGHWAY?! *Flails arms*
Jenn: HANDS BACK ON THE WHEEL, MORGAN! OH MY GOD!
Morgan & Jenn: *Both spazzes in the car* |
| Quote: | Morgan: Yeah, I definitely want Katie Holmes' kid.
Jenn: Really?
Morgan: Yeah... but I wouldn't wanna sleep with Tom Cruise. It'd be all like, "OH MY GOD! SOMETHING GREEN IS COMING OUT OF MY UTERUS!"
Both: *Laughs* |
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| Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 1:24 pm Post subject: |
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Professor Groover: You can't stick it in your ears. You can't embed it in your skin. You can't stick it up your butt...
Class: *Snickers*
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| Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:51 pm Post subject: |
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Amy: You got the car?!
Jenn: Yes.
Amy: Where is it?! Is it here?
Jenn: ... Yeah. I drove it here when I came to work today.
Amy: *Squeals* You did?! Is it in the front or in the back?
Mrs. Yung: In the back.
Jenn: In the front.
Amy: I wanna see!
Mrs. Yung: Are you stupid or what? How can Jennifer drive it here without a license? *Laughs*
Jenn: Dumbass... *Laughs*
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Customer: Is he your son?
Jenn: *Chokes* Noooo!! Andy's HIS son!! *Points to Mr. Yung*
Mr. Yung: He. My son.
Customer: Ohhh...
Jenn: OMG! TT____TT
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Morgan: Oh my God, the windows are fogging up again! Jenn, stop making out with me! We're making the windows fog up!
Jenn: Say what now?
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Caitlyn: HEY JENN! You wanna make a baby with me?!
Jenn: What...? I don't know... *5 Seconds Later* Oh, what the hell! Let's do it!
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Ashley's Bumper Sticker::
"Guy: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
Girl: You wear pants, don't you?"
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| Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 5:00 pm Post subject: |
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Bio II Class:
Mr. Hill: "Okay, so what have you learned from the video we saw last week on getting chemicals in our body system"
Girl: "Like, um the pesticides like goes over the plants, give like everybody sick and like making everybody so like mentally retarded"
Me: *thinking* God I hate it when people say it so many times in one sentence! They butcher the goddamn English language!!. *starts getting my permanent markers out and folds my interum in half, starts writing the word LIKE over and over again with my markers*
10 minutes later...
Mr. Hill: "..The fish in the water starts to get no oxygen because the algae takes all the oxygen away so the fishes die."
Me: *finishes writing the last LIKE in the last space suddenly writes FISH* ...*mumbles FISH*..*then screams "FISH?!* Dammit..Cassey!! Mr. Hill said FISH and I wrote down FISH!!!! *cries*
Cassey: *Laughing hard* OH MY GOD AMY..so it's LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE FISH?!
Me: Yessss...-_-;; MR. HILL. THE MOMENT YOU SAID FISH! I WROTE DOWN FISH!! *shows the whole class the paper*
Mr. Hill: "Wow.." *laughs as well* That's pretty neat!
*Several people also started laughing*
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| Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 10:39 am Post subject: |
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Leave it to Amy to do something like that. XD
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| Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 5:19 pm Post subject: |
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lol..><
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| Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 3:39 pm Post subject: |
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Okay. This was from today's IMing on meebo.com. I can't believe this guy!
| Quote: | [16:13] guest677: hey
[16:13] amy: Hey
[16:13] guest677: asl?
[16:13] amy: 18/f/usa
[16:13] guest677: oh ok
[16:14] guest677: im 20/m/usa
[16:14] amy: nice. :]
[16:14] guest677: yea
[16:14] guest677: what state u from?
[16:14] amy: Virginia
[16:14] guest677: cool!
[16:14] amy: You?
[16:14] guest677: im from tennessee
[16:14] amy: Awesome. :]
[16:14] guest677: yea!
[16:15] guest677: you have any pictures by chance?
[16:15] amy: Yes I do
[16:15] amy: http://s41.photobucket.com/albums/e294/Asiancountess/
[16:15] amy: that's..an whole album lol ><
[16:16] guest677: hah nice!
[16:16] amy: i have new ones but i'm lazy xD
[16:16] guest677: haha
[16:16] guest677: well here's mine
[16:16] guest677: www.myspace.com/jowiepoo
[16:17] amy: Aww cute!
[16:17] amy: mine's myspace.com/lunafowl
[16:17] guest677: oh ok ill add you!
[16:18] amy: hehe thanks!
[16:18] amy: So what's up?
[16:18] guest677: just kinda studying sorta, lol
[16:19] amy: lol what made you relax? xD. or what made you come onto the chatroom? *smiles*
[16:19] guest677: just kinda bored
[16:19] guest677: lol!
[16:20] amy: So what's on your mind?
[16:21] guest677: umm
[16:21] guest677: well
[16:21] guest677: are you really atheist?
[16:21] amy: yes.
[16:21] guest677: =(
[16:21] amy: It looks like you're a devoted christian.
[16:21] amy: I don't have a religion.
[16:21] amy: I"m sorry. :/
[16:21] amy: But I just had no influence from any religion. I did think about Christianity.
[16:21] guest677: you should into Christianity
[16:22] amy: Why?
[16:22] guest677: its such an awsome think
[16:22] amy: ...I've actually tried.
[16:22] guest677: God will change your life in such a positive way
[16:22] amy: ..are you trying to convert me?
[16:22] guest677: no, i just would like to talk to you about it
[16:23] amy: Believe me, I've had enough talk. I have some friends that are Christian.
[16:23] amy: They've been talking to me since I was 11.
[16:23] amy: And it's not me.
[16:24] guest677: aww
[16:25] guest677: i promise you that you will love it
[16:25] guest677: and it can be you
[16:25] amy: ...you sound so positive.
[16:25] guest677: b/c i have God in my life
[16:25] guest677: he makes me positive
[16:25] guest677: unless im pissed off, haha
[16:26] amy: hehe thanks for the lectures lol.
[16:26] guest677: lol
[16:26] guest677: hey but listen to ths
[16:26] guest677: if you become a following of Christ you will inherit the gifts of eternity
[16:27] guest677: you will be in heaven with all other Christians, and you will have your own mansion and everything
[16:27] amy: I rather...walk alone on the earth in peace.
[16:28] guest677: where do u think you will go when you die?
[16:28] amy: I'll diminish!
[16:28] guest677: you could go to heaven
[16:28] amy: I wouldn't want to go anywhere. Someone will be born and looks just like me in some part of the world in the next century
[16:28] guest677:
[16:29] amy: I'm fine without heaven.
[16:29] guest677: omg no way
[16:29] amy: Why? lol
[16:29] guest677: b/c there's hell
[16:29] guest677: =(
[16:29] guest677: its one or the other
[16:29] amy: lol I rather walk on earth as a gost
[16:29] amy: ghost*
[16:30] guest677: do u believe that the bible is true?
[16:30] amy: Ahh some parts of it
[16:30] guest677: you know whats great about being a Christian
[16:31] guest677: God fills me with so much joy everyday, and even though i go through hardships, He's always there for e
[16:32] amy: Yes, that's what I used to believe.
[16:32] amy: Till it wore off. |
SO..this guy's trying to convert me to Christianity?!
Oh and I ended up blocking him. xDD.
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| Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 10:03 pm Post subject: |
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I love how he started it with "asl" makes it seem like he's trying to hit on you. XD
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| Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 3:11 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah seriously, the God stuff came out of nowhere!!
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| Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:38 am Post subject: |
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Morgan: "LOOK! There are Ron ashes all over the table!"
Melanie: "It was like a mini bonfire on his head!"
Morgan: "The smell of dead Ron is finally gone..."
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Ron set his hair on fire at J Sarge. XD It was flippin HILARIOUS! Oh my God... I can't even talk without laughing right now...
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